Google is a very powerful search tool. We all know that. But Googlism might be even more powerful... well, at least in the fields of dubious information and non-sequitor humor.

Presumably, it parses search results from Google and extracts data from them, resulting in often-humorous descriptions. Some particularly funny examples:

• kentucky is a very interesting state if you happen to be interested in it
• new jersey is the back door to hell
• new jersey is not blue * nor is pennsylvania
• new jersey is buff colored
• ninja is stuck on puree
• ninja is speared through the leg
• ninja is a ninja ninjaman
• ninja is too much funk (!!)
• spam is glue for male bonding
• google is just the juice (??)
• google is $deity
• google is not god

Hilarious, self-contradictory automatically generated nonsense. And so insightful.